I have a friend who is obsessed with nail art. So much so that she receives free gifts from Essie.
She once told me a wonderful fairy tale about the writers who come up with nail polish colors. The writers have to travel for color name inspiration.
I want this job. How do you get this job?
This depresses me.
I am going to drown my sorrows in the must destructive place. THE INTERNET!
These colors are Essie’s “Size Matters” (pssh! Easy.) and Sinful Colors Professionals “Snow Me White” (What?).
If I were to, say, have that amazing job, I would have called Essie’s red “The Red Scare” or “Fire En-genious.”
I would work for Sinful Colors Professionals too! A dream jobs a dream job. I would have called the Sinful Colors Proffessional’s white “White In The House,” “White Bright,” or “White Power.” Okay. Maybe not “White Bright.”
Do you have better names? Comment! Subscribe! Let’s be friends. Come on. It’s friggen Valentine’s Day.